Top 5 Ways I Know I’m Not 22 Anymore
1- It’s Saturday night and I’m within 200 feet of a computer. 2- I refer to men I like/date by their actual name…ya know, instead of “quicksilver store guy,” “the scotsman,” or most embarrassingly,...
View ArticleTop 5 Signs You’re Too Old For This Sh*&
1- One night out means at least two full days of recovery…which means you spend the rest of your weekend with Seamless and Netflix. So not a cute look, girlfriend. 2- You leave bars because they’re too...
View ArticleTop 5 Reasons I Might Jump You In An Elevator
1- You say something about Dolly. She is a goddess and I will not hear otherwise. 2- You spill a cocktail on my new Ferragamos. If you can’t handle your alcohol, keep it away from my couture. 3- You do...
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